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Right. For whatever reason, I don't remember what, the question "How many Vekoma engineers does it take to change a lightbulb?" came to mind. So I racked my brain untill I realized: "Six, five to slack off and one intern to be in charge of the darn thing".

 

 

And I realized "Hey, that joke sucks! but it was fun to think of it!"

So come on! Get your Knott's Knock Knocks, and see what you can ome up with!

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This is kind of a computer game joke but...

 

If I'm riding Goliath at SFMM with someone who hasn't ridden it before, I say "Goliath Online" at the top of the lift hill.

 

It's a starcraft reference.

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What happens when you mix Flashback with Space Mountain?

 

Back to the future: The Ride.

 

 

 

 

Q: What's deadly quiet and noisy at the same time?

A: Rockin' DCA

 

 

 

Knock know

-Whos there?

-Steel dragon.

-Steel dragon wh*gets squished by falling wheel*

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How many TPR members does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

 

One to install the bulb

Four to make Photo TRs of the lightbulb being installed

One to capture a POV of the lightbulb going into the socket

Five to start a thread on how great the old one was

One to close four of said threads

One to take a picture of the lightbulb "through the trees"

One to count it as a credit

One to e-mail Dan! (mrt0ad13@aol.com)

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