JG-77 Posted May 6, 2018 Share Posted May 6, 2018 Hello! The idea for this thread randomly popped into my head, so I thought I'd try it out. This thread is a place to share ideas for awful/cheesy/funny/cringy pickup lines for coaster enthusiasts. If there's another thread similar to this, I apologize, I did try to search for something similar but I think I should be ok. Here's a few examples to start off: Are you here for Steel Vengeance? Because I'd like to take you on the wildest ride of your life. Is your name the Beast, because I want to ride you tonight. Is your name Dolly? Because I have some great wood waiting for you. You and me go together like Lightning Rod and downtime. What terrible coaster pick-up lines can you think of? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jason Maier Posted May 6, 2018 Share Posted May 6, 2018 Want to go for Mind Eraser? I'd sure like to . . . Hang and Bang with you! El Toro is great . . . but wait until you see my big woody! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boldikus Posted May 6, 2018 Share Posted May 6, 2018 . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DoinItForTheFame Posted May 7, 2018 Share Posted May 7, 2018 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dombot Posted May 7, 2018 Share Posted May 7, 2018 Listen girl, Big Thunder Mountain might be right over there, but I can assure you that I'm the wildest ride in the wilderness. I want to apologize for any cringing/headaches/nausea/internal bleeding/etc caused by the phrase above Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
prozach626 Posted May 16, 2018 Share Posted May 16, 2018 How I feel about this thread: [youtu_be] [/youtu_be] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Canobie Coaster Posted May 16, 2018 Share Posted May 16, 2018 And this is something no one would say after hearing any of these pickup lines. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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